Thursday, November 29, 2007

A moment to breathe....A teaching moment.



So for a teacher I have to tell you the best moment. It is a moment I am having right now as we speak. My students are taking a test. It is bliss. My work is done and they are stressing. What could be better? I know - I could be blogging on the internet while they are taking a test. And wallah - I am! :-)

My favorite moment within the test is a student was obviously looking over at another students paper. I said, "Kyle - keep your eyes on your own paper." Then because I cannot keep well enough alone I added "or at least be more subtle about it." Ahhh the mind games. Being a teacher wouldn't be worth it without them. The low pay, the aggravation, the political maneuvering with the administration and the toying of my job with the state legislature - it just wouldn't be worth it without the mind games.

More fun moments to play with the kids. Very quickly I had a couple students turn in their tests - my comment to the class "wow, you guys were fast - I bet they are high quality work too!"

I'm so sarcastic with them. Maybe too much sometimes?

Another student comes up with sunglasses on (no doubt to cover his blood shot eyes - hmm?) and turns in his test - I said "Dakota - I'll be sure to turn down the lights next time - I'm very sorry"


Oh these poor kids. I joke but the reality is there are some real sad cases.

2 of my 8th period world civ students have had one of their parents die this year already. 1 had a parent attempt suicide. One of them has pink strung through is black greasy hair. One kid has most BO in a day than most people have in a lifetime.
And these are only the things I know. To be a teenager again. It would suck. As much as I hate them I really do feel bad for them.

6 comments:

ishybeanie said...

you are the coolest teacher ever. do the kids think you are as funny as you do?

ishybeanie said...

you the funniest teacher in the world, I wish you were my teacher Love Kali

Anonymous said...

Hey, it's my card!
I just got a google alert, and apparently it picked up my card you borrowed from my site :) Can I do a plug?

You can purchase these ADORABLE teacher cards & stationery at:
http://www.lilangelgifts.com

Jennifer Fiander
ex-teacher
owner, Lil' Angel Gifts

mandorama said...

Jennifer,

Unfortunately Weston would most likely never send home a note as cute as yours with a student. He'd go for something mean, biting and sarcastic. Something like this: http://www.hatemailgreetings.com/cardcongratsmediocre.htm

Weston said...

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Anonymous said...

True...
But, maybe what Weston doesn't realize is that I am also full to the brim with sarcasm that I'm just itching to express. And as a former teacher, I have lots of ideas for 'fun' notecards... Perhaps I should produce a new product line for the "Weston" teachers of the world...
Jennifer Fiander
www.lilangelgifts.com