BERP - the most important word in the blogosphere: Rumple - I can't believe I'm posting this

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Rumple - I can't believe I'm posting this - stiltiskin

Okay - I guess it is only fair that I put my performance on the blog as well. Enjoy it while it is here because it may not last.

4 comments:

b said...: This is classic...a must see!; February 9, 2008 at 10:18 PM
ishybeanie said...: thanks for the laugh, I think this one is my favorite.; February 10, 2008 at 6:06 AM
Cindi said...: Oh my gosh Weston - that was hilarious! I especially love how you hiked up your shorts and offered a little somethin' somethin'. HAHAHA! I miss you!; February 12, 2008 at 7:55 PM
Ray Ray said...: Wow. Truly Oscar worthy, and I must say, you've got the perfect voice for that role!; February 20, 2008 at 11:03 PM

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BERP

Berp (b [ir] p)- noun - adjective - preposition - whatever you want - meaning is not important - when and how it is used is.

Most often berp is shortened to simply "ber" leaving the p to more sophisticated situations.

Ber can be used to sum up a sentence as in:

I am going to do that whether you like it or not. So Ber. (stern ber)

Or it can be used to make an agreement solidified:

John: Wanna go to the store?
Jane: Yes!
John: Ber. (confidant ber)

Maybe it is as way to convey sorrow, or sadness or sympathy.

Tom: My cat died yesterday
Ethel: Berrrrr (note the elongated "r". Very important in the conveyance of sympathy)

In extreme cases ber can be used as conversation on both sides often with gestures.

Jack: Ber? (questioning ber. holding up an apple - intent of ber - "wanna piece?")
Diane: Ber. (solid and short - abrupt, if you will - intent of ber - "no!")
Jack: Ber! (higher pitched and squeaky - intent of ber - "Whatever!"