To HR

Friday, May 2, 2008

To HR

To Whom It May Concern:

This letter is to inform you that I am not going to return to my employment in Davis School District for the 2008-2009 School year. My effective date of resignation will be the final contract day of this year. My understanding is that I will continue receiving paychecks and insurance benefits to the end of August, 2008. Please notify me if that information is incorrect.

Thank you,

Weston Clark

5 comments:

ishybeanie said...: are you a little sad:(; May 3, 2008 at 9:45 PM
mandorama said...: Peace OUT, mofos!; May 5, 2008 at 10:10 AM
Amy said...: Way to go! You probably already are happy about this decision but I'm sure once school kicks in you will be way way way happy to now have that stress!; May 6, 2008 at 9:21 PM
Amy said...: not (I meant) don't make fun of me like you do to mom chels and kim :); May 6, 2008 at 9:22 PM
Anonymous said...: You're on your way! I like it when you do things, it makes me feel like I'm doing something.
Love Mom; May 8, 2008 at 8:52 PM

BERP

Berp (b [ir] p)- noun - adjective - preposition - whatever you want - meaning is not important - when and how it is used is.

Most often berp is shortened to simply "ber" leaving the p to more sophisticated situations.

Ber can be used to sum up a sentence as in:

I am going to do that whether you like it or not. So Ber. (stern ber)

Or it can be used to make an agreement solidified:

John: Wanna go to the store?
Jane: Yes!
John: Ber. (confidant ber)

Maybe it is as way to convey sorrow, or sadness or sympathy.

Tom: My cat died yesterday
Ethel: Berrrrr (note the elongated "r". Very important in the conveyance of sympathy)

In extreme cases ber can be used as conversation on both sides often with gestures.

Jack: Ber? (questioning ber. holding up an apple - intent of ber - "wanna piece?")
Diane: Ber. (solid and short - abrupt, if you will - intent of ber - "no!")
Jack: Ber! (higher pitched and squeaky - intent of ber - "Whatever!"